Imagine's Journal

It’s no secret that I’ve gotten tired of being on my own. Besides, my slouchy adolescent plans to launch himself into the world in the next few years. . . This will make my dinner table a whole lot emptier that it was. So, since I don’t want to date anyone from work (and precious few from work want to date me, truth be told) I have taken a friend up on his recommendation of a dating site that worked wonders for him. So the game is on.

What I find fascinating about this dating site is how many VERY young men seem to be viewing my profile and even sometimes emailing me through the site. The only thing I can figure is that they have high hopes of finding a Sugar-Mama to keep them in a lifestyle with which they would like to become accustomed. It’s a shame so few of them can engage my attention. Ah, bah. I can't afford one anyways. If I can’t afford a cleaner, I certainly can’t afford a Boy Toy. Then, of course, there are the Old Guys. No, not the fit and trim hot-looking steel-gray-haired athletes that you see in Geratol commercials, either. I mean the fat, gross, kinda kinky and perverted (but not in a good way) guys. Ewwwww. I’d describe further, but I don’t want to be responsible for putting that image into your head. Speaking of fat just earlier, this topic is done to death on mens profiles. Lots and lots of men mention that they don’t want to be accosted by fatties. Men from all walks of life and of all ages and races go on (and on) about this. The one thing that’s pretty consistent about these fellows? Well (drumroll) they’re all fat. Pardon my saying, but to clarify, unfuckably fat. Sorry gang. I just said a bad word. But it’s so true. I can’t help not feeling attracted to overweight people, but I CAN avoid mentioning it on my profile. Good manners, as my Nana used to say, are free. I may allude to something like, “prefers men who take care of themselves”. I think we all get the picture. So, anyways, can you spell ironic? Fat men don’t want fat women. Gee, I wonder why the divorce, huh? Huh?